I saw Lou Reed in his underwear...

I just spent the last 30 minutes trying on pants with Lou Reed. At first I thought he was just some grouchy old dude with a bottom grill full of platinum; that better spend a shit ton of money in my store for having to put up with him.

Then his face clicked in my head and he got everything for free. Funny how that works.

Let's just say he doesn't look like this anymore:

Any who , Lou Reed you're a dick and I wouldn't want you any other way.
-him