Me: Hi, I was wondering if you carry mustard outfits?
Lady: What?
Me: I am looking for a mustard suit.
Lady: Ummm....
Me: Or just a sandwich?
Lady: Hold on...
Lady: I'm sorry we don't have mustard or a sandwich. We do have a pickle, a banana...oh wait i lost the banana... a chili pepper, salt and pepper a popcorn...and square bob.
Me: ok thanks for checking for me! I'll give you a call back.
-him
best.request.ever.
you have 2 weeks to find these things.
glad yr on top of it.
-her
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